💀 Give the gift of ironic comfort. Because nothing says 'I got you' like a tiny faceless death with a latte and a cat.
Because even Death needs a coffee break—and a cuddle.
Meet Mr. Reaps-a-Lot, your new desk buddy, emotional crutch, and cosmic truth-teller. He’s cloaked, caffeinated, and cradling a smug little cat who’s clearly seen the void and decided it’s nap time.
Perfect for:
Existentially exhausted millennials
Burned-out corporate survivors
Goths with a soft side
Cat lovers who also love irony
📋 Comes with an Official Emotional Support Card:
✅ Certified by the Department of Existential Services & Snacks
✅ Valid for use during:
3AM dread spirals
Corporate Zoom meetings
That one birthday where you question everything
Features:
Hand-painted resin perfection
Cat included (and is happier than you)
Coffee cup = emotional armor
Face? Optional. Support? Eternal.
“You’re not dying alone—you’re dying with style.”
– The Reaper, probably
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